So you just attended your younger cousin’s wedding. You must have already started getting threats from your relatives, “26 ki hogayi hai… Shadi nai karni kya?” and your existence is probably being questioned.
Then the drama unfolds and you decide to meet the hand-picked marriage prospects. But of course, not every single one is a gentleman right? Chances are, you might come across more assholes than you anticipated! :O And you might have to
kiss court many frogs before finding your prince charming.
Here’s a list of those frogs that you should definitely avoid:
1. The Snob:
This guy should probably marry himself. He’s someone who is so in love (with his soul) that there is no place for others to fit in. (you’re probably going to find 2362 selfies of himself in his phone.)
2. Mamma’s Boy:
With his umbilical cord still attached to his mother, this “maa da laadla” will blabber about the one-of-a kind pickles his mom makes (on the very first meeting). Be warned – post-marriage, this para about pickles will soon turn to a novel about how you can’t match up to his mum’s fabulousness.
3. Mr. ‘Intellectual’:
A guy who has an opinion on everything – Be it global warming or the way you sip your water.
4. Mr. Not-So-NRI:
Wears a kurta pyjama on Diwali while in Canada and at the same time mentions 100 reasons on why India is not a country to settle down in.
5. One who can’t take a ‘No’:
A thousand reasons would not be enough for this guy to accept the fact that he has been rejected. Believe me, you’ll end up blocking him.
6. The Sports Ka Keeda:
While it may sound sexy, you can’t always talk about how impressive Virat Kohli’s field work was!
7. The Tech Savvy:
This guy’s conversation would only revolve around that new gadget in the market. Don’t bother wasting your time on him… he should just marry his Macbook!
8. Mr. Price-Tag:
Remember Suhas, the chutney guy from 3 Idiots? Yes, his kind exists! Conversations with him would only revolve around the cost of his car, bike, laptop, underwear and socks.
9. Mr. Stereotype-Engineer:
You are sure to meet at least one engineer profile who rides a bullet, owns a DSLR and is a guitarist. He is going to bore you with his version of “Channa Mereya”.
10. The Mystery Man:
You will finally meet a man who is as crazy about dogs as you are, has the same taste in music, probably cried when Jon Snow died and you click like it was meant to be. That’s when the mystery man disappears, without leaving a trace. Whaaat?!
Moral of the story:
Take your time, ladies!